-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ START OF PART 3 -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ X`20 X Version 1 (100) Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel versions; one f Vor X male, and one for female. Not much is known about this X version. It was ported to CMU by ps in 1982. X Version 2 (247) Spring 1983 - CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al. X Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of X the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it t Vo be X 250 questions, but got tired that night and said "we'll t Vhink X of three more tomorrow", and tomorrow never got there. X Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984 X First formal release general of this test, version 3.xx. V All X former versions were short-lived and tended to be bug-ridde Vn. X Does not discriminate against gays or bi's. Good correspond Vence X of scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between V this X version and version 2. Added Genesis/History section. X Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985 X Internal version; never released. Source code accident Vally X destroyed, much to the consternation of one of the auth Vors. X Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of Liabil Vity, X Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information. X Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985 X Rebuilt from the 3.3C.1 source and the 3.4 (only surviving X copy) Xerox X9700 laser printer hardcopy. Cleaned up same V bugs X in 3.4; wiped out a duplicate question. Added in verbose X history section. X Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985: CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al X Found that we had 431 questions instead of 400. X Version 3.5B (400) on 18-Mar-1986: Yale (Pierson College)/ as X Intermediate release, with footnotes integrated into main b Vody X of text and some grammatical errors cleaned up. Begun in X Fall, 1985; finished in April for the benefit of a friend a Vt X MIT (where it all began), who hadn't seen any versions exce Vpt X the antique Version 1. X Version 3.5C (400) on 17-Jan-1988: Yale (Pierson College)/mmd (CLARINET@YAL VEVM) X Grammatical errors corrected. Introduction and history X cleaned up. X Version 4.0 (500) on 23-April-1988: Yale (Silliman College)/dfc, ad, dcg, m Vlm, X and Dartmouth (Alpha Theta)/alb. Original 400-question ver Vsion X expanded to 500 questions. X ___________________________________________________________________________ V____ X Instructions for Use: X`20 X This is a fairly long test consisting of five hundred questions. It starts V out X tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint). X There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, a Vs X your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester X yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel V that X the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All y Vou X need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing X implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the X test is the test administrator; s/he readsd the questions out loud and X everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to X whether the participants are required to divulge their answers; that is up V to X the group to decide. However, each person's purity score should be made co Vmmon X knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for th Ve X rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know X who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave V home X without it. X`20 X Definitions X`20 X All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you X subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have X happened before that time is considered not standing and void. X`20 X The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you X masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time. X`20 X We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual V sex X has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners V has X an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners V. X`20 X We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor X failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about gettin Vg a X high score... even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life. X --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT --- X ___________________________________________________________________________ V____ X Section 1: Platonic Relations. 19 Questions. X For this section, if you are mostly a: X - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to X by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someo Vne X of the OPPOSITE gender. X - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the X word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of X YOUR OWN gender. X - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often X referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is V to X be someone of the OPPOSITE gender. X`20 X Have you ever done any of the following: X 1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region X as a friendly gesture? X 2. held hands with someone? X 3. had a date? X 4. had a date past 1 a.m.? X 5. dated someone on a regular basis? X 6. picked someone up? X 7. been picked up? X 8. gone steady? X 9. slow danced? X 10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin' fingers)? X 11. had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin' hands)? X 12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone X without anything steamy happening? X 13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive? X 14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine? X 15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had X never gone out with if they were a virgin? X 16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or X prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better X routine? X 17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing? X 18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping X that they would pick up on it? X 19. written anonymous "love letters" to someone (secret admirer, etc. Th Vat X is, dropped some not-so-subtle hints). X ___________________________________________________________________________ V____ X Section 2: Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism. 51 Questions. X`20 X Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the X events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the tim Ve. X It was so named because these activities, like the harp, (and the X porcelain goddess) are predominantly solo events. X`20 X Have you ever done the following: X 20. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the like.) X 21. been sexually aroused? X 22. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally X expressed) obscenities? X 23. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who X is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, two hour ski X instructors, and the like do not count.) X 24. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone X with whom you are having a professional relationship? X 25. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely? X 26. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time? X 27. read or bought pornographic periodicals? X 28. ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals? X 29. read sexually explicit literature? X 30. gone skinny dipping alone? X 31. made obscene phone calls? X 32. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626, X (212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty X cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.) X 33. phoned up any live phone sex numbers? X 34. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are X male? X 35. shaved your genital pubic hair? X 36. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis? X 37. colored or bleached your genital pubic hair? X 38. shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design? X (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.) X 39. masturbated? X 40. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period? X 41. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a X fortnight? X 42. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in X public, city parks, gym/dorm/barrack showers, movie theater, etc.) X 43. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby X civilization? X 44. masturbated to orgasm? X 45. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit X materials? X 46. masturbated while driving a *moving* land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck, X motorcycle, hearse, etc.) X 47. masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of "on the X phone". This is legit.) X 48. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex? X 49. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show? X 50. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts) X 51. been to a peep show? X 52. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie? X 53. seen a pornographic movie in a theater? X 54. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude? X (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find X your undies after a shower doesn't count.) X 55. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, X T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways, X lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms, bathrooms X and such places where this behavior is acceptable do not count.) X 56. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle X of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it doesn't count. Think design an Vd X function.) X 57. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat X woman scene in "A Clockwork Orange.") X 58. written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes? X (Your own custom-made Penthouse Forum `5Btm`5D) X 59. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (bananas, carrots, apples... V)? X 60. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.) X 61. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other X carvable material that isn't food? X 62. made an X- or R-rated snowman or snowwoman? X 63. tasted your own orgasmic liquids? X 64. inserted your finger into your rectum? X 65. used ben-wa balls or anal beads? (ben-wa balls: a pair of small, usu Vally X metal, balls which are placed in the vagina or anus and are supposed V to X feel good as they move around. Anal beads: a string of beads inserte Vd X into the anus which is supposed to feel good as it is pulled out.) X 66. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible for most male Vs, X and even for some females.) X 67. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the X time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an X accident.) X 68. willingly urinated on any part of your body? X 69. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the X time? (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.) X 70. willingly defecated on yourself? X ___________________________________________________________________________ V____ X Section 3: Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Matters. 61 Questions. X`20 X Have you ever done any of the following: X 71. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of X administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That's where you X are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party. See "Instructions X for Use" for further information.) X 72. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times? X 73. lied on any previous Purity Tests? X 74. exaggerated about any sexual experiences? X 75. gone to (or escorted someone to) a Planned Parenthood Clinic? (for a Vn X exam, to obtain birth control pills, diaphragm, etc.) X 76. broken your word, promise, or vow? X 77. lied to someone at someone else's request? X 78. lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date? X 79. written graffitti? X 80. plagiarized? X 81. shoplifted? X 82. stolen? X 83. made out a check that bounced? X 84. used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consen Vt? X 85. committed breaking and entering? X 86. seen a snuff film? X 87. read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent? X 88. searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent? X 89. told someone that you loved them when you did not? X 90. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have X sex with them? X 91. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were X engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? X 92. intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, or X mutual masturbation without their knowing it? X 93. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of X sex or oral sex? X 94. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex X or oral sex? X 95. drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent? (hash browni Ves X and the like.) X 96. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations X with you? X 97. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- END OF PART 3 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-