From: Kilgallen@SpamCop.net Sent: Thursday, September 12, 2002 1:04 PM To: Info-VAX@Mvb.Saic.Com Subject: Re: Memo: Re: Deleting expired licenses In article , paul.beaudoin@hsbc.com writes: > > Thanks! > > Been trying to get around to this for ages. > > Paul > > > > > ** HSBC's website is at www.hsbc.com ** > > ******************************************************************** > This message and any attachments are confidential to the ordinary > user of the e-mail address to which it was addressed and may also > be privileged. If you are not the addressee you may not copy, > forward, disclose or use any part of the message or its > attachments and if you have received this message in error, please > notify the sender immediately by return e-mail and delete it from > your system. > > Internet communications cannot be guaranteed to be secure or > error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, > arrive late or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not > accept liability for any errors or omissions in the context of > this message which arise as a result of Internet transmission. > > Any opinions contained in this message are those of the author and > are not given or endorsed by the HSBC Group company or office > through which this message is sent unless otherwise clearly > indicated in this message and the authority of the author to so > bind the HSBC entity referred to is duly verified. > > ******************************************************************** We're not happy until you're not happy :-) IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing.